Yeah, we know we have been on a bit of a summer hiatus these last few weeks. Don't blame us for the lack of any decent telly on the tube these days. It's gotten so bad that we are watching I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and are just too stunned to even find the words to write about that clusterfuck.
But today we came across the "Why the F*** Didn't We Think of That?" moment. After all temperatures are starting to go on the rise along with gas prices, so your trusty Snuggie has been put in the closet for a few months but you are wanting something that you can wrap around yourself and still be able to go out in public while looking chic. We have the perfect solution: The Wearable Towel! Apparently, all of those towels we have been using for the last few centuries were not appropriate as outerwear. We like to think of this as the Summertime Snuggie. We kind of miss the camp fire family in the infomercial.
So what are you waiting for! Order now!!!! And in case you're not sure how to use it, it comes with free instructions if you call in the next 10 minutes!
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