Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Next Move for Jason Mesnick aka The Bachelor: Tool Academy, Here He Comes


Well, we are watching, reading and listening to all the feedback from last night's finale of The Bachelor and just had a great idea for Jason and Molly's next foray in the reality television world. I'm thinking that VH1 should recruit them for the next season of Tool Academy! Seriously, he's such a pussy, douchebag, bad actor, loser of a man who always plays the "woe is me" card so why not put him up against other such twats!

If you aren't familiar with Tool Academy, it is basically the testosterone equivalent to that other VH1 trainwreck, Charm School. Take a group of guys who are under the impression that they are there to compete for the title of Mr. Awesome and then are met by their girlfriends where they are told that they have just been admitted into the Tool Academy where they will be transformed from tools to knights in shining armor. I bet George Bernard Shaw is rolling in his grave with this latest Pygmalion-inspired reality travesty.

What other shows should Molly and Jason aka the happy couple take part in. We would love to hear your thoughts.

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