Monday, March 2, 2009

Celebrity Apprentice 2 aka The Trump Train Wreck

I used to be a fan of The Apprentice. After all, I am a reality TV watching whore, who has an evil streak and lives to see people wearing suits get berated by a comb over loving ginger on a weekly basis. However, I gave up on watching the show after it started to jump the shark back in 2007. I was so dismayed by it all, that I didn't even give its new rebranded series, The Celebrity Apprentice, a try last year. So last night with much hesitation, I thought I would check it out with an open mind. Well, needless to say, things did not go well and I lasted an entire 20 minutes before I deleted it off my DVR and chose to never mention this little experiment again but I felt it was my duty as a TV blogger to warn my readers to stay away from this train wrekc. It was HORRID! Sure, like most TV addicts, I enjoy watching a good train wreck just to see how it all plays out but I just couldn't do it this time.

Nothing is worse than a group of Z-list celebrities hanging on for dear life to any shred of a career that they might have left. And when I mean Z-list, a few examples from the show include Claudia Jordan, one of the models from Deal or No Deal and Khloe Kardashian, who from my own research could have only achieved any semblance of fame from selling her soul to the devil. Honestly, her dad was one of the lawyers from the OJ Simpson trial but apart from being on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, what exactly does she do apart from eating??? The only truly recognizable name is Joan Rivers. I would have said face but after all that plastic surgery, Joan is starting to resemble Jocelyn "Catwoman" Wildenstein with each passing minute.

So pipe in below in our handy dandy comment section and even if you think this is the greatest thing since sliced bread, we promise to hear you out and not utter the words that NBC should be saying to the Donald, "You're fired."

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